Tech Support : Please right-click on your desktop.
Customer : OK.
Tech Support : Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer : No.
Tech Support : OK. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer : No.
Tech Support : OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer : Sure. You told me to write 'click' on my desktop, so I wrote 'C-L-I-C-K' on top of my desk.
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